More fun spam

I receive some spam that is more poetic than spamotic. My first notice of this fun spam was back in February with the avocado pit story.

Here are some new ones:

Friday, June 26, 2009
Subject:
thermo powder reindeer
Message:
scotch neapolitan,
oxidate

Saturday, June 27, 2009
Subject:
He sits down with holy fears, the worship of god is honouring his gifts in other men.
Message:
The sun does descend, and I'll stop the leak in the chimney.
To the bells cheerful sound.

Does he speak of my chimney that I need to finish painting?

spam as good food

Sure spam is annoying but every once in awhile it can be amusing:

An avocado pit takes a coffee break, and a paycheck goes to sleep; however, the fat briar patch wisely derives perverse satisfaction from another polygon. For example, the turn signal indicates that another insurance agent behind a bullfrog hardly sanitizes a greasy customer.

(actual email I received)