Had a visit with the state employment office yesterday. They gave me a
list of what they say I can be when I grow up as long as I can prove that I can find employment in what I choose from the list. They made the list. Why do I have to show them that their list works? Government is so funny!
Because of umemployment INsurance. They insure that their list-making compulsion is warranted.
ReplyDeleteI want to know what's on the list. For me, I would like to see:
1. circus clown
2. a mattress tester (a friend works for Serta and they have to do this. Really)
3. an independent distributor of Girl Scout cookies (with a specialty in Thin Mints)
4. something in parental training. I WILL write the manual on how to raise them!